Good Morning all!! I hope you all had a great 4th of July! This year because of the way the day fell I realize most of you lazy bums are off today too. So, I hope you all have a great day off today and find something to do that is relaxing and fun, since you have to go back to work or school...... TOMORROW!! I of course am a different kind of lazy bum and will be sitting in my chair sipping coffee while you all have to get up early! Sorry to rub it in bit there has to be some benefits for being me!!

I laughed so hard I almost peed my pants when I read this list. I really think we should do someof these things just to see what happens!! Thank You so much Sorie from NY!!



21 Ways to Amuse Yourself While Driving



1. Vary your vehicle’s speed inversely with the speed limit.
2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio. Attempt to head bang.
3. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, lock your doors.
4. Two words: Chicken suit.
5. Write the words “Help me” on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood, the better.
6. Stop at the green lights.
7. Go at the red ones.
8. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel free to make it dance.
9. Pass cars, then drive very slowly.
10. Sing without having the radio on.
11. Honk frequently without motivation.
12. Wave at people often. If they wave back, offer an angry look and an obscene gesture.
13. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
14. Restart your car at every stop light.
15. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
16. While stopped at a light, piss out the window/sunroof onto other cars.
17. Keep at least five cats in the car.
18. Have some passengers in the back who are having wild, noisy sex.
19. Stop and collect road kill.
20. Stop and pray to road kill.
21. Get in the fast lane and gradually...slow...down... to a stop.
Then get out and watch the cars.