Good Morning all!!
Well I was going to post something funny but I had to change me mind because last night I went to a birthday dinner for a friend. It was alot of fun, just laughed and talked over BBQ. Which reminds me, never eat alot of BBQ and then expect to sleep that night. My stomach was uncomfortably full and it was bad! Anyway, once again I digress, so I went to the restroom there and much to my surprise there were two women in there who were drunk off their asses which was really not the bad part. i am always the first to encourage fun when you have a driver. These two women were talking about their weights which I might add were close to anorexic stage. Blah, Blah, the doctor said I have to eat and my husband said put a few pounds on. Then just when I was going to finish and open my door and slap these chicks upside the head before I walked out. one of then went into the stall next to me a stuck her finger down her throat and purged. OMG, seriously, I almost lost my dinner from the noise. What the hell is wrong with the world that they think this is socially acceptable?
So I left the bathroom and went back to my table still trying to process what those chicks were doing. I refused to say anything at the table because my friends were still eating. Then as my friends mom pulled out the gourmet cupcakes she had brought that were sooooo full of fat and sugar it added weight to my ass just looking at them, I saw the pair from the bathroom with their spouses sitting a few feet away. Normally i would never have done this but because I have become very bold in my old age. I excused myself again to the restroom but on the way stopped at the table and smiled at the strangers who looked up at my with a polite smile trying to figure out who I was. I bent down looked at the woman who I knew threw up in the bathroom and said to her spouse next to her. "I would offer you all a cupcake but considering your wife just threw up the expensive dinner you bought in the bathroom earlier it would go to waste. Get her help" and I walked away.
Just saying, we all need to watch out for each other!
LB
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