Top 10 Things Freshmen Can Expect From Their 1st Year of College

10. Master the art of binge drinking.
9. Learn from other students how to get the calling card Mom and Dad gave you to cover 1-900 charges.
8. Grocery shopping on the change found in the sofa cushions.
7. A steady diet of macaroni & cheese, cereal and Fritos.
6. Quarters are the hottest commodity for laundry, vending machines and drinking games.
5. Alcohol consumed is inversely proportional to grade point average.
4. Weekends start on Thursday.
3. Frat parties are exactly like they are in the movies.
2. You'll be able to stay up all night doing nothing and fall asleep in class in two seconds.

And the number 1 things college kids can expect their first year at school:

1. Hornier girls than in high school.