Few statistics for you

Jokes

- Average life expectancy ( in seconds ) of an enemy soldiers in a Chuck
Norris film : 4

- Number of men who have written letters proposing marriage to Vanna White :
3506

- Age most people stop believing in Santa Claus : 8
In politicians : 7

- Number of chemical elements in the universe : 104
In a glass of New Jersey tap water : 98

- Number of days into baseball season before Cleveland Indians are written
off as pennant contendors : 5

- Average powder base ( in inches ) on Aspen ski lope : 17
On Tammy Bakker : 1/4

- Salary of the average Pro Wrestler : $47,500 /yr.
If Pro Wrestling didn't exist : $3,35/hr.

- Number of things that annoy Andy Rooney : 2,000,000
Number of people annoyed by Andy Rooney : 23,000,000

- Average miles per gallon you can expect if a car maker's ad say " 30 mph,
city" : 23

- Number of people who aren't doctors, but play the on TV : 57
Who aren't doctor's but play them in hospitals : 5,840

- Number of people in the history of air travel who have been able to get a
$99 Maxsaver fare to coast : 2
Restrictions for that fare : 237

- Percentage of the public that understand the new tax code : 11%
- Percentage of accountants who understand it : 9%
- Percentage of IRS employees who understand it : 6%

- Number of people who work for the government : about half