New Inventions By Blondes

Funny

A book on how to read.

Inflatable dart boards

Reuseable ice cubes

The water-proof towel

Zero proof alcohol

Mechanical Pencil sharpeners

Rolls Royce pickup truck

Turnip ice cream

Pedal-powered wheel chairs

See-through toilet tissue

Watermelon seed sorter

Glow in the dark sunglasses

Powdered water

Submarine screen doors

Waterproof tea bags