The Computer belongs to a Redneck if... Funny 1. The mouse is referred to as a critter. 2. The keyboard is camouflaged. 3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-Rom drive. 4. There is a gunrack mounted to the CPU. 5. The password is "Bubba." 6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six. 7. Outgoing faxes have beer stains on them. 8. The printer goes really slow since Bubba don't read too fast. 9. The extra RAM slots have parts for a '76 Dodge Aspen installed in them. 10. The menus all have Budweiser, Black Label, and Old Milwaukee options. 11. Jeff Foxworthy *.wav's. 12. The monitor is up on blocks. 13. Seven blue tick hounds under the computer desk. 14. Deer jerky in the desk drawer. 15. The screen saver consists of Ned Beatty with the dueling banjos playing in the background 16. The six front keys have rotted out. 17. John Deere Pocket Protectors. 18. The only games installed on the computer are "Deer Hunting" and "Bass Fishing with Babe Winkleman" 19. Bumper stickers on the side of the tower stating "I brake for nobody" 20. Copy of his lawsuit against the makers of "Redneck Rampage" claiming that he and his brother never did such a thing.