Things Adults learn from Kids 1 There is no such thing as child-proofing your house 2 If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite 3 A 4 years-old's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant 4 If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing pound puppy underwear and a superman cape 5 It is strong enough however to spread paint on all four walls of a 20 by 20 foot room 6 Baseballs make marks on ceilings 7 You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on 8 When using the ceiling fan as a bat you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit 9 A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 10 The glass in windows (even double pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan 11 When you hear the toilet flush and the words "Uh-oh;" it's already too late 12 Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it 13 A six year old can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36 year old man says they can only do it in the movies 14 A magnifying glass can start a fire even on an overcast day 15 If you use a waterbed as home plate while wearing baseball shoes it does not leak - it explodes 16 A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq foot house 4 inches deep 17 Legos will pass through the digestive tract of a four year old 18 Duplos will not 19 Play Dough and Microwave should never be used in the same sentence 20 Super glue is forever 21 McGyver can teach us many things we don't want to know 22 Ditto Tarzan 23 No matter how much Jello you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water 24 Pool filters do not like Jello 25 VCR's do not eject PB&J sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do 26 Garbage bags do not make good parachutes 27 Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving 28 You probably do not want to know what that odor is 29 Always look in the oven before you turn it on 30 Plastic toys do not like ovens 31 The fire department in San Diego has at least a 5 minute response time 32 The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earth worms dizzy 33 It will however make cats dizzy 34 Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy 35 Quiet does not necessarily mean don't worry 36 A good sense of humor will get you through most problems in life (mostly in retrospect)