Although this is totally not true, in fairness I am posting this. Men who read this blog can be happy I included something like this. I believe it is because I am still asleep and have not had my coffee yet. I will be actively looking for something to post that is geared toward women.hahahaha

I also have to blog about my day yesterday! We moved into a nice new beautiful house last year and since that time I have paid for my husbands toy to be stored away from the house. This had driven him nuts and finally yesterday he got the boat into the garage. Of course the damn thing takes up all of the garage but I just got sick and tired of the whining. I am looking for a funny list about men and their toys!!

His and Hers ATM Machines
HIS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away

HERS:
1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer
3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse
5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse
7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.
9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions.
11. Hit "cancel"
12. Re-enter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse checks
18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop
28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook
34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
36. Check makeup
37. Put car in reverse
38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine
40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brake