Funny One Liners 3

Jokes

There is always a someone worse off than yourself.

The wise shepherd never trusts his flock to a smiling wolf.

The weed of crime bears bitter fruit.

The plural of spouse is spice.

The only rose without thorns is friendship.

The minute a man is convinced that he is interesting, he isn't.

The light of a hundred stars doesn't equal the light of the moon.

He who wakes up and finds himself a success hasn't been asleep.

The best prophet of the future is the past.

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.

The attacker must vanquish; the defender need only survive.

That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all.

Someone whom you reject today, will reject you tomorrow.

Someone is speaking well of you.

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.

No great scoundrel is ever uninteresting.

Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Some men are discovered; others are found out.

Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all.

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

He who hesitates is probably right.

Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.